Sheep – Get Lucky with Lillian
Posted July 21st 2009 at 9:41 pm by Paul
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Every year is Sheep year!
HOLY BEJESUS! Who the hell makes this shit up??? Who the hell in their logical mind would believe it? I’m going to start “Mike’s Horoscope” and it will go something like this:
“This is the year of the shit. If you place a vat of pungent hyena shit in a southwesterly facing position on the left side of your bed on a Thursday afternoon between May 17 and June 8th, you will cleanse all the detrimental pus filled boils and sores from your ass and good luck shall be yours for exactly 19 days, 6 hours, 37 minutes, and 13 seconds. Any good fortune derived from this luck must be immediately given to a local drug dealer for swank. After that you must immediately slice into your abdomen with a bread knife and die slowly. If you do not do this, the rest of your life will be somewhat uneventful.”
I mean honestly, what the hell is the difference??? It’s complete randomness!!! 3 sheep facing a statue and put a picture on the wall behind you with 3 sheep and blah blah blah…. GAWDDDDD!!!!!!!! (Although it’s pretty cool she said sheep a few times)